took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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