He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Randomize
