So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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