Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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