If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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