260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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