when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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