I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She bit a glass in half.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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