Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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