gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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