"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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