nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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