I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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