Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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