i wish there were pregnant emoticons
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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