New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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