We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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