I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
honey bunches of taint.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
