ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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