Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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