I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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