I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
