Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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