I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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