They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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