i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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