So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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