Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
