They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
how does that bad decision feel?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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