I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
North Korea, Best Korea!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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