Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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