I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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