Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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