awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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