She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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