You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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