just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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