love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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