Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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