Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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