what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
3pm strippers are depressing
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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