Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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