I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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