I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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