I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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