The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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