last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
