I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Fuck appropriateness.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
