WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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