She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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