Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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