sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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