Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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