sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
